A Drunken Countblessings Tale - 22/05/20

So there we were. Agon, Zesss, Vic and I TORTLEEEEEEENI. We're just strollin down the road to see Lucy June. And who comes struttin down the road? BLOOODBARASINS! Atleast 10 of them! They said something about a cursed tree and the CHALLENGED ME TO SINGLE COMBAT. One by one they fell to my MIGHTY Whirlwind fists of sunlight and then they told us a story and killed themselves in shame. A Wine stain blots out the next sentenceON'T GO IN THE WATER! We found Lucy and now shes like a frog. We had another PARTY! I HAVE SO MANY PARTIES! I wish the frooooogs were here they taste so GOOOD when you lick them! oh shells they are coming down on wensday, gotta remember to tell BEERdrin. Also we shouldn't tell anyone about the flying razor thats on the loose now. THAT REMINDS ME WE FOUGHT A GIANT BOLDER! BIGGEST ONE YOU EVER SAW! It came out of the goopy orb and gave Aragorn feathers and scales. And then it was time for cooking and more partying. Have fun all I love you I hope you like my food.